No Glass Slippers, Just Dirty Talk – Modern Fairy Tale Weekender Bag (Free U.S. Shipping)

Because fairy tales are way better with spice, smut, and emotional growth, we designed this weekender bag to be more than a mood – it’s a manifesto. Like the fact that “once upon a time” works better when followed by “he pressed her against the wall.”

With bold text and a cheeky tone, this bag celebrates the women who grew up, got hot, and decided their fairy tales needed plot and passion,

Go ahead, pack your lingerie, your lip gloss, and your morally gray main character. Use it for solo hotel getaways, girls’ weekends, or dramatic exits when you need a break from real life. This bag doesn’t judge—it just carries your baggage and your happy endings.

Product Details

• Good sized:  24" x 13"
• 100% Spun Polyester
• T-bottom For More Support
• Cream colored interior lining
• Please note: Size tolerance 0.75"
• Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Care instructions

• Pretreat visible stains with stain remover.
• Clean w/ warm water & laundry soap.
• Use terry washcloth or soft bristle brush.
• Air or line dry.